Welcome to my brand spanking new blog! I know it’s been a while since I wrote a blog post but, I’m here to tell you, that’s all about to change.
It’s been a busy and strange six months for me, with lots of changes in almost every aspect of my life. I've finally moved to Glasgow and settled into my new flat in Pollokshields with the rather fabulous pro-sub, Alexia Gasp. We have the most amazing chilled puppy-cat called Soot, and it's a lovely relaxed environment for me to live in, close to the bustling centre of town.
I've taken a while to get back on my feet again, but Spring is here and I'm raring to go!
So, please be assured, from now on I’ll be writing more posts about my thoughts and feelings on matters of kink and perversity, with lots of humour thrown in for good measure. After all, it's a wonderful way to connect with my followers, clients and potential clients.
So what's been happening?
For now, my newest news is that I’ve finally managed to jerry rig a strap-on harness to fit me, which means that I will now be able to offer bum sluts a jolly good rogering. Picture the moment I finally tried on my new strap-on and slid a big red dildo in place. I pranced around my flatmate’s room with so much BIG DICK ENERGY that I made a little video for you to enjoy.
Sing it with me boys! I've got big dick energy, I've got big dick energy! I've got big dick energy, I've got big dick energy!
The first person to send me a video of them dancing to my ditty naked, gets £20 off a session. Go! Do it! You know you want to!
As you can see, I’m incredibly pleased with myself. I wore that harness and dick all afternoon, occasionally stopping to wank it off and sing my little ditty, as well as using it as a quasi-cum-spraying-machine gun. Yes, well. We can't always be stern and serious. Life would be interminably dull if we couldn't have a good old laugh at ourselves now and then, don't you think?
Anyway, just to remind you, I can be booked for sessions at The Glasgow Dungeon in Glasgow and Maison de Debauch for those on the Edinburgh side. For those of you too chicken to come to a big bad dungeon, I have a small dungeon space in my apartment that you can come to, in addition to my spacious bedroom, which is a much more relaxed and intimate environment. It’s due to be renovated soon, so watch out for updates and pictures!
It's Spring, darlings! Time to shake off the winter blues and get kinky! I'm filming new clips for various clip sites, and I am now available to book phone chat and webcam sessions. More details to come as soon as my chubby little fingers have created the new page for it.
That's all for now folks. Stay kinky! And remember, you're not allowed to cum without permission, muahahaha!